Simply Beautiful

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

mynameschai:

She works for S.H.I.E.L.D you idiot. Don’t play games here. She will get the hulk on you!

sweatpantsandsportsbras:

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK

tragicallybootylicious:

wheelcher2:

why is one girl missing an eye tho

shes keepin an eye out for selener

CAROLINE by ladykrystal featuring mini candles ❤ liked on Polyvore
CAROLINE by ladykrystal featuring mini candles ❤ liked on Polyvore


Kate Spade New York Wedding Belles License Plate Clutch   ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more metallic leather handbags)
Rocking the home decor by maggy-56 featuring home wall decor ❤ liked on Polyvore
Rocking the home decor by maggy-56 featuring home wall decor ❤ liked on Polyvore


All About the Herbs

Stella McCartney Stretch-knit top by paulis-v featuring a steel tray ❤ liked on Polyvore
Stella McCartney Stretch-knit top by paulis-v featuring a steel tray ❤ liked on Polyvore